Dear Abbie, Mama knows best :))

Mama's out. Papa's sleeping.
She has no other choice...

Abbie: Ate Mae, malibang ko.
Ako: *taranta* Ha? Paghubo dayun ug panty! Pagdali! Nah, maka-igit napud gani ka ah!
Abbie: *nag-dali2x*

Gi-open ang CR, balik dayon sa computer... Abbie, nalibang.

Minutes later...

Abbie: Ate Mae!
Ako: *computer*
Abbie: Ate Mae! Humana ko!
Ako: *computer*
Abbie: Ate Mae! Ate Mae!
Ako: *nakadungog pero computer japun*
Abbie: Ateeeeeeeeeeee!!

Mama's home.

Ako: *overjoyed* Bi, naa na si Mama~~!
Mama: Kabalo ko, kabalo ko~~ *with a smile*
Ako: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She knows I didn't want to clean Abbie's butt. HAHAHA!

Sorry Bi, I love you but not your butt... Your butt with your stinky shit. HAHAHAHA And besides, I hate cleaning your butt with my foot because I can't do it with my own hands. My hands belong to my own shit alone. And even if you don't mind me using my foot to clean your butt, my conscience tells me that it's not good and it's rude. But that's how I do it. That's the only way I could do it. That's why, I hate doing it. I opt to not do it. Makes sense?

HAHAHA Sorry Abbie.. Aryat kaayo imung Ate XD

I LOVE YOU~~ ^^♥